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aubrey plaza was really hot in “The Happiest Season”
and that makes me so sad. because that film
destroyed me in a way i will never recover from.
something died in me the third act of that film.
the first act was so good! everyone was so hot!! I thought
I knew what was going to happen and I was looking forward it and aubrey
plaza was gonna be Kstews christmas miracle and goddamnit you know I love
a fucking christmas miracle
but cLeA dU vAlL just had
to do a queer subversion where the lesbians
die at the end. (so much for “sub” in "subversion"). my scarce
dreams were fucking crushed i thought
“well maybe we could just watch the first half” but that’s not
how christmas movies work, is it,
because the first two acts of the film are just
the main character in abject misery
so if you skip the end theres no pay off but if
you watch to the end you wish you just stopped
stopped stopped.
destroyed me in a way i will never recover from.
something died in me the third act of that film.
the first act was so good! everyone was so hot!! I thought
I knew what was going to happen and I was looking forward it and aubrey
plaza was gonna be Kstews christmas miracle and goddamnit you know I love
a fucking christmas miracle
but cLeA dU vAlL just had
to do a queer subversion where the lesbians
die at the end. (so much for “sub” in "subversion"). my scarce
dreams were fucking crushed i thought
“well maybe we could just watch the first half” but that’s not
how christmas movies work, is it,
because the first two acts of the film are just
the main character in abject misery
so if you skip the end theres no pay off but if
you watch to the end you wish you just stopped
stopped stopped.
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