silly situation

when i was small i use to play
with a soccer ball every day
but let me tell you something true
that will make your urine run ocean blue

i was kicking ball inside the street
saw my friend and decided to greet
he laughed and was happy, time to play
but something happened i'll remember every day

as i waived i kicked the ball
it flew high up and over the wall
it landed on my neighbours grass
his dogs i had to pass

i climbed on up on the wall
got a fright and then came the fall
to top it all!!!

my ass landed on a cactus bush
about fifty thorns inside my tush
the dogs could hear my screams
time stood still it seems

i jumped on up as i cried
it felt like i had died
the dogs were storming down on me
not one,not two, but three!

the cactus still hanging from my rear
i flopped over the wall and again fell on my rear
the blood the pain the tears
this i'll remember for years!!