SURPRISE DNA DISCOVERY

AMAZING

Like many today I
had an interest in
my DNA, tracing my
heritage as far
back in history as possible.
I submitted my samples
and waited and waited,
then one day I received
a call from the historical society;
it was a request for me to
come in for an interview.
Upon arrival and small talk
discussions I was informed
that my ancestry was Greek
and has been traced back to
EROS,
the god of love, passion
and fertility. My uncle is
ANTEROS,
a mutual god of love, who
at times was at odds with Eros.
Eros was bosom friends with
Pathosaod Himeros, distributors
of longing and desire.
NOW,
I know I am the way I am
because of EROS, the
gene connection is obvious.
Meet me at the Kissing Place
and I'll share what I'm
learning from "Grandfather Eros."