Blah Blah Fuck Blah Blah Blah

Im so sick of hearing mindless chatter
From idiots that think they can flatter
Me into going home with them
Its like they can't take a fucking hint
That I'm here to party and mabey vent
"So blah blah fuck blah blah blah; you've been condemned"

All I really needed was iced cold beer
Untill someone came over and called me dear
So I got up to simply walk away
But got followed and lost my nerv
When he grabbed my ass, I called him a perv
"Blah blah fuck blah blah blah; I'm sick of your delay"

I needed to party to just wind down
But I love to hear black metals sound
So I rolled my hips along with the beat
But then I was approached by some dude
And yea I did adress him rude
"Cause all ill hear is blah blah fuck blah blah blah; so just go take a seat"

The best part of this night was thankfuly beerpong
The guy I was playing with ruined it though; it didn't take long
Grabbing my arms like he'd teach me something I didn't know
Then I "accidently" elbowed him in the dick
Laughing aloud knowing that did the trick
"Instead of your bitching I hear blah blah fuck blah blah blah; so think before you say hello"


I was bored when I wrote this thinking about the last time I had jagger
So its just a joke poem