My Dick

 
My dick
is the best dick in the world
My dick
is the most important dick in the world

Get on your knees bitch
have some
believe it to be true
and it shall make you happy
it is a self-fulfilling prophecy

There is something prophetic about my dick

On your knees
keep going
I SHALL GIVE YOU TRUTH
and the elixir of life that will make you truly happy

I am golden
plain awesome

now

swallow
smile
a slap in the face and begone

just served the best meal in town
have some
the truth shall set you free

the truth tastes better than you can possibly imagine

a slap in the face
swallow
smile and begone
I train you like a dog

the whole thing is really quite awesome



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Dude

your dick is not special
you just find women
take those with low self-esteem
humiliate them
and feel awesome

You are saying something
I watch your lips move
all I see is a thick ego

Your dick is not special
and neither are you
for you find women
undress them
only to embarrass them

the whole thing is funny to you



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Well yes
it is funny
woman have you seen my dick?
Did I choke you in another life?

You weren't laughing then
You need to learn a lesson called life
do some research
the serious kind
woman my dick is right here
ready for some hands on 1 on 1 field experience

because

This dick
is the best dick in the world
This dick
is greatest of them all

I tell you

this dicks' pleasure
is felt beyond measure
and this dicks' pain
is left at that
and never mentioned again

see this dick

is not the biggest dick
nor is it the strongest
the fastest
or even the hardest

But I will tell you this

This one mighty piece of flesh
holds the power to enslave you
then come on your chest

This one awesome piece of flesh
will choke women
then come in their mouth
grasping for air barely conscious

not that it makes a difference
but take that into account next time you say something

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And if you feel particularly sleepy
have a drink
and I shall make love to the sleeping beauty

If you look into the horizon
and all you see is wood
fear not
the wolf is about to choke out the little red riding hood

If you feel slightly nervous
a burden on top of  your chest
fear not
it's my balls
you are about to make love with a horse

not that it makes a difference of course
but take that into account next time you say something

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Dude
the things you are saying are offensive
not to mention illegal

I am my own person
with my own free will

not some woman you can choke unconscious
fuck
piss on
then throw out the window


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Watch your language woman

Dome some research
my dick is RIGHT HERE
do some hands on 1 on 1 field experience

not that you will remember most of it
STILL

Dome some research
the serious kind
woman my dick is RIGHT HERE
I'll be your tutor
give you some practical field experience



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Such is the male sexual ego
my constant compadre

my coach
my father
my brother
my mother

it comes before all these things
even myself at times
for

such is its pleasure
that it is felt beyond measure
such is its pain
that is it left at that
and never mentioned again

Such is the nature of the male sexual ego