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Hoover
there is always that person
that does so little
but takes so much credit
you might try to ignore them
focus on what's important
even when they work like a sloth
cuz it ain't worth the attention
and besides
you have things to do
but when the work day ends
and you're proud of what you did
there is always that person
down talking your accomplishments
and I know
I can't be the only one
who finds this shit
simply
infuriating
as if they could ever do what you do
but they can't
and they won't
even if they tried
it would be an utter disaster
so I just roll my eyes
because deep down inside
I know
that they know
that they suck
like a mother fucking hoover
that does so little
but takes so much credit
you might try to ignore them
focus on what's important
even when they work like a sloth
cuz it ain't worth the attention
and besides
you have things to do
but when the work day ends
and you're proud of what you did
there is always that person
down talking your accomplishments
and I know
I can't be the only one
who finds this shit
simply
infuriating
as if they could ever do what you do
but they can't
and they won't
even if they tried
it would be an utter disaster
so I just roll my eyes
because deep down inside
I know
that they know
that they suck
like a mother fucking hoover
Published 16th May 2021
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16th May 2021 2:42pm
This one had me grinning ... I work with a Hoover ... except she is a Galloway ... fun read ...
17th May 2021 9:18am
I work with many, but there is always one special one haha. Thank you for the read. Very much appreciated 😁
16th May 2021 3:08pm
There’s a difference to knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit !
You’ve certainly articulated that succinctly in your write..😂
You’ve certainly articulated that succinctly in your write..😂
17th May 2021 9:19am
Lol. I like that. That's funny. Thank you for the reason. I appreciate it 😁
Ohh yes.... I loved this one to pieces! I will freely admit that the 'Karen' (yes, to add insult to injury she's a 'Karen' , too) I work with who's my 'hoover' makes it into my retribution daydreams of epic portions.... like the Family Guy 'fighting the chicken' episode, kinda epic..... hahaha.... 😂..
Great venting poem, DC.
👍🏻
-B
https://youtu.be/W4WGQmWcrbs
Great venting poem, DC.
👍🏻
-B
https://youtu.be/W4WGQmWcrbs
17th May 2021 9:23am
Haha. Or maybe more like Peter vs Homer.
https://youtu.be/AW63_5tLp6o
Yeah, it just hurts the head. Like I wouldn't even care about their lazy butt if it wasn't for them being all up in my business.
Thank you for the read. I very much appreciate it 😁
https://youtu.be/AW63_5tLp6o
Yeah, it just hurts the head. Like I wouldn't even care about their lazy butt if it wasn't for them being all up in my business.
Thank you for the read. I very much appreciate it 😁
16th May 2021 4:21pm
Okay, so, I dislike something like this as well. I was eating more fruits and vegetables, pineapples, strawberry, apples, sweet potatoes, beets, so on... this loose-jawed chewer... says well you're really eating the sweet ones and all that sugar isn't good for you. I mean, you know, as she drinks her diet mountain dew and eats her snickers bar... cool cool. I was like damn man, can you just be like that's cool.. simple.
17th May 2021 9:29am
Haha. Yeah I worked with someone like that. He used to point out all the bad stuff I eat. So I started telling him what bad stuff was in his so called healthy foods. Thank you for the read, friend. I very much appreciate it 😁
16th May 2021 4:38pm
17th May 2021 9:30am
I'm sure they out number the hard workers of the world haha. Thanks for the read.
