When I Die,,,

When I Die,,,
Don't Bother To Bury Me,,,
Just Sit Me Up Underneath A Giant Tree,,,
So That The Coyotes Can Play With Me,,,
Don't Worry,,,I Won't Be Here To Feel,,,
And At Least The Coyotes Get One Good Meal,,,

When I Die,,,
Don't Bother To Bury Me,,,
Just Tie Me To A Giant Log,,,
And Send Me Floating Down The River,,,
And Out Into The Deep Blue Sea,,,
And As I Float,,,Out Of Sight,,,
Say Goodbye To Me,,,

When I Die,,,
Don't Bother To Bury Me,,,
Just Take My Body To The Moon,,,
And Prop It Up There For All To See,,,
And I'll Be Waving Back At You For All Eternity,,
For The Moon Has No Air Or Gravity,,,
So I'll Be There For Future Generations To See,,

So When I Die,,,Don't Bother To Bury Me,,,
For It Really Doesn't Matter,,,
With My Body,,,What You Do,,,
Because I'm Already On The Other Side,,,
And I'll Be Waiting Here For You,,,
When Your Days Are Through,,,,

So Don't Cry For Me,,,I'm Already Gone,,,
And I Will Leave The Same Way I Came,,,
With Nothing But My Birthday Suit On,,,