Tenancy Agreement (Mumpsimums)

I don't want to be kicked out.
My body spent £3.50p
on an advert.
Wanted:
a warm soul to fit inside
a fifty three year old shell.

I'm not really that bothered,
the place has got too big
for me, the plumbing's
knackered, I can't see shit
through the windows
and I've been growing cannabis
in the loft for years.

We've had a few to look around,
they all say the same thing.
It smells funny and needs too much work.
Well,
at least I have one more night in my own bed,
I better lie in it.