Erectile Malfunction

My cock and balls are hard, my nipples are as sharp as a shard. I masturbate to hentai, I masturbate while I am high. I jerk my elongated meat scepter every night. My asshole is shaped like a heart. My nine inch cock is hard, I can't get that shit down. My dick is starting to turn brown, I have to find the doctor in town. My dick is beginning to ooze, I have to soak it in booze. My dick and balls are rotating. My cock ring is rusting. Help. Please. I have a rusty cock, my cock has had a malfunction. I am dying slowly, this idea is lowly.