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sex and rhymes...part 1

jack invited jill up to blue grass hill
but he forgot to take his little blue pill
so jill left mad and ran into fred
and that's how she ended up in Goldilock's bed.
Goldilock knew someone had been in her bed
because the sheet were ruffled and a wet spot was on the spread
Goldilock's dad had blamed it on the neighborhood bears
but after further investigation, they found proof of pubic hairs
"not mine" said sugar bear, "not mine" said honey bear
"not mine" said bugga bear, "I shaved my pubic hair."
the bed was broken into several large pieces
"was they fucking in the ass cuz i see feces."
In the meantime, Ms Mary walked in all dressed in black
with mud and leaves stuck to her back
she had just asked her mother for 15 cents
to give to Lil jack when he jumped over her fence
Now jack saw mary when he left from the hill
he took mary15 cents when she told him she was on the pill
jack fucked mary so hard his eyes rolled to the sky
he shot roman candles and sparkles like it was the 4th of july
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