Brave New World

Welcome to our brave new world,
like Nineteen Eighty-Four but a few years later,
a safe space reserved for Feminists, terrorists,
vicarious intellects, beta-males, no haters.
We, we, we decide the rules,
you must learn them ad verbatim.
You’ll be safe and sound if you obey them:

Enjoying your own culture
is racist.
Enjoying a different culture
is racist.
Looking at a Chinese rubber sculpture
is racist.
Trying to cure a stomach ulcer
is racist.
Dressing as a panther or a puma
is racist.
Preferring tangerines to satsumas
is racist.
Listening to David Icke’s rumours
is racist.
Having a sense of humour
is racist.

Welcome to our brave new world,
like Nineteen Eighty-Four but with an airbase more genders,
a safe space reserved for gormless conformists,
puppets and pawns for corporate agendas.
We, we, we decide the rules,
you must learn them ad verbatim.
You’ll stay out of jail if you obey them:

Explaining that some Muslims keep slaves
is racist.
Complaining that your muslin briefs chafe
is racist.
Borders blocking immigrant waves
are racist.
Wanting your children to be safe
is racist.
Pointing out George Soros’s wealth
is racist.
Lamenting your nation’s poor health
is racist.
Being hopeful it recuperates
is racist.
Opposing globalist superstates
is racist.

Welcome to our brave new world,
like Nineteen Eighty-Four where the citizens are fatter,
where the wisdom of history, small businesses, the common man,
common sense and white lives don’t matter.
We, we, we decide the rules,
you must learn them ad verbatim.
Your soul will disappear as you obey them.

Allowing working-class people to vote
is racist.
Differentiating a sheep from a goat
is racist.
Greeting Indians with a slight grin
is racist.
Having been born with white skin
is racist.
The pigs, the filth of Babylon and ting,
are racist.
Stop-and-searching black men swamped in bling
is racist.
Ignoring all those gangs of Scottish grannies
is racist,
and Catholic terrorists who plot in Spanish.
How racist!

The media, with its Christian-kosher news,
is racist.
Reporting when a Muslim blows a fuse
is racist.
Stopping jihadists waving knives
is racist.
Preventing crime and saving lives
is racist.
Statistics, facts, free speech and democracy
are racist.
Refusing to spout PC hypocrisy
is racist.
Refusing microchipped and masked ingestions
is racist.
Thinking for yourself and asking questions
is racist.