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69 Poems In 21 Days

Whatcha all been doing?
I wrote 69 Poems In 21 Days
I been out here whipping my poetry dick out
Flapping it every which way
And you fools been catching up on Desperate Housewives
The size of my poetry nuts straight immense
My poetry balls effect the fucking tides
You walking along with haikus in your shorts
While I’m shoving sonnets down my pant leg
Your poems are a pint of bud lite lime
Me? I’m an entire keg
That’s why I’ll be there to please your bitches
When you away running errands
They’ll be screaming my name  
And telling their friends
Written by Jermainesplain
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Y’all sleeping
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