My Dick Is Like A Unicorn’s Horn

Magical
Rare
Majestic
Ejaculates Rainbows

Don’t come at me with your goblin cocks
Your pathetic troll schlongs
My Dick Is Like A Unicorn’s Horn

So when the world gets you down
And you feeling forlorn
Remember
My Dick is like a Unicorn’s Horn

It brings joy to fans of fantasy
Little children
Or anyone young at heart
People who liked the movie Legend
Bronies
All sorts of people

Cause my Dick is like a unicorn’s Horn

What’s your dick like?