Online Dating

I'd been single for seven months, online dating for two.  In that time I dated several men and went out on a number of dates.  Thankfully, one of them finally worked out.

I dated six guys with an average of thirty years and four months, and an average height of 5'8" (the Indian guy really pulled down the average).  Among them, they had three children, eleven tattoos, and two DUIs.  They owned four cats and two turtles.  There was one cop, one telemarketer, an army sergeant, a lumber salesman, and a truck driver.

I saw five movies, one concert, one baseball game, and went to the penny arcade once.  I went out to four ice cream shops, two steak houses, two Italian restaurants, and one Mexican restaurant.  

They had three engagements and two divorces.  Two lived with roommates, two lived alone, one lived with his parents, and one live on base.  

Three had shaved heads and two had beards.

One drove a truck, one drove and SUV, two drove Eclipses, and two drove girly cars.

In the end I was exhausted, my appetite was satisfied, and I stuck with the guy who drove the truck.