Heheee ho hum.... parody for Vamps

Sharp was the pain    
of my ice cream headache
As a new dawn is night  
I was really alright  
Corrupt confusion    
at my contusion  
grabbing for my  
falling ice cream spoon!
 
Suffering Earths final plight    
my ice cream was  
heat deaths delight
 
Done with the drive through  
Silence of dusk    
Repetitive waves    
of repeated junk food
Shimmering silver    
crumpled burger wrappers  
 
My indulgence  
the jesuits plague    
 
Romulus standing    
Alone and shadowed    
Remus demanding    
The milk    
White and sallowed    
 that was me!
 
Venturing north    
On a fairy train plane  
after a bad reaction  
to my digestive aid  
 
Yard stick and card trick    
Too long a life payed    
for Alkaseltzer  
but yet again tonight  
  
Gallant the knight    
who does not complain
Forever a believer    
in sage self restraint
Trust made of stone    
(stomach not cast iron)
In god    
A receiver    
of breath mints
  
Hammering night    
headache of indigestion  
As in day I didn't think better..
Don't refuse wisdom's food guide
Talented cooks for the
Thunderbird market
Bring a bag to reuse    
  
Parting the heaven  
Oh bringer of death    
Kraken the dragon    
of heartburn!
(Gothic man jest)
  
Framed in forlorn overfilled apathy
Attire loosely in green  upper lip
Regret not and receive    
A rock and some steam    
  
Freedom and shipwrecks    
Xavier's trap    
Conducive    
Bring new fish    
Stabbed splintered and strapped    
Fish done right
is better than heartburn!!
  
Guilty the party    
Who bringeth    
Thy wine without cheese
and bread made with corn
Blessed folks and    
Blissed croaks    
High on the times    
drawing tokes with jokes
  
End this tall tale    
With whisky and rum    
Ghosts of the breath stank...
 
Hehee ho he hum!