Cum

I am hitting the nae nae,
My mom named me Bonshanquay.

I decides to go for a run,
I did not expect to consume cum.

As I ran down the street,
My neighbor yelled yeet.

I turned to see what he was talking about,
I was about to get that meat.

My neighbor is sprinting down the paved walkway,
His cock was out and began to sway.

Fear filled my body and I began to sprint,
I choked on my mint.

As I lay writhing on the ground,
My neighbor fucking drowned.

After coughing up mint,
I turn around and smell a strange scent.

My neighbors corpse floats in the sea of cum,
My friend sits in a boat beating his drum.

I tried to run,
But its fucking cum.

But aftee some thought,
Its better to cum in the sink,
Than to sink in the cum.