Listen to this! LOOL what a MINDBLOW

To become a God you need to follow these things.
 
  Gather more followers (It would be easy if you have more money)
    Collect scripts from all religions and choose the ones you like from everything and then Add some of your own advice
    Send the followers to places and make them sing your praises to people
    Your followers should not know what shame is or else it would be difficult
    Brainwash famous actors, directors and buy them with money and by telling them that you would produce their movie if they convert to your new religion and add some things in the movie that makes people aware that there is a new religion. (Advertisement)
    Then you should make the people believe that if they convert to your religion they will be rewarded. (not just once but till the end of their bloodline).
    Say to people that God sent you to save people from their miseries. and do some magic and call it wonders.. There should be no proof that it’s a trick and buy scientists to tell the people that it is not possible for a man to do such wonders. (scientists like Albert Einsteen, not some rookies).
    When people from other religions try to murder you accept it and say it’s the God’s will. (Never Resist). Act dead or replace a dummy and come back after a month or two and say I saw god and he sent me back to save you all..
    You need loyal men who would sing and praise your wonders even after your death (those two months)
    After the come back don’t go revenge over the ones those murdered you but say that you forgave them or say you didn’t do anything that the God didn’t will so there’s nothing to forgive
    Say some things and have your minions praise what you said.
    Beware of the cameras rolling around, They love to destroy famous people.
    Don’t stay alive for too long, they will find out the truth.

Kaviyarasu, B.E from VSB Engineering College, Karur, Tamil Nadu, India