Saucy J (Parody of "Juicy" by The Notorious B.I.G.)

Yeah, this song is dedicated, to that algebra teacher from the 8th grade that told the whole class that I'd never graduate...    
     
And my mother, who made a mistake and called the police on me when I was feeling all alone, trippin, yelling, just trying to grieve for my Father...    
     
And to all of you serving honestly and actually trying to help those of us caught up in the struggle out here...    
     
It's all good baby baby...    
     
This is not a dream, I'm here on your mobile phone, see...    
On TV screens, in HD, I come in hella clean    
     
And I brought a new song -    
Give me a sec, real quick, I'll try to bring you all along...      
Talk to my watch, and a blue beam drops -    
Scotty picks us up and we're flying like we're astronauts...    
     
Record scratch, like a Mighty Morphin Thunder Cat    
With a sword to match...    
     
Y'all remember Mace Windu? And Jar Jar?      
They never thought a Youngling would make it this far...    
     
But now I'm in the fight and my saber shines bright -    
It's time to get saved, I'm force choking fools in my way...
 
Reborn winner, forgiven for my worldly sin, I -    
Remember when He served 'em fish-ies for dinner...?    
     
"Peace Be With Thee" , "It's ya boy, J.C." -    
Folks round the world, filled with glee, He set em free...

They nailed Him up like He knew they would -    
Folllow Me, same story, New Wood, Its all good...    
     
And if you don't know, now you know, you know...    
     
Yeah,      
You know very well    
who you are    
come claim your crown    
explore the stars    
If you have a dream    
Go out and get it    
yeah, you're the only one    
That standing in your way    
     
Yeah, I made the change from smoking greens,      
To high dose dabs that get you high for weeks    
     
Man I'm far from cheap, I break slabz with my peeps all day, Spread Love, it's the Christiann Way...    
     
The Judge on my case just dismissed me, but they caught my uncle slippin, been sending him letters cuz we miss him.    
     
Man, I don't know how it happens, this rapping stuff    
But now I'm on here, at bat, so wass up?    
     
1st pitch was too close, like Biggie Smalls Ghost    
2nd one, Home Run! Come Down off the 3rd coast...    
     
Cabins and streams, tending my sheep    
I'm posted by a creek where the oak trees start to speak...    
     
Yeah, Out here the sky's clear    
Putting big racks on my wall from the deer...    
     
Brunches, Lunches, I'm cooking beef in my stew    
Yeah vegan is cool but I Ain't ever eating tofu!    
     
Stereotypes of a White male well understood...    
And it's still all good...    
     
And if you don't know, now you know, you know...    
     
Yeah,      
You know very well    
who you are    
come claim your crown    
explore the stars    
If you have a dream    
Go out and get it    
Yeah you're the only one    
That standing in your way    
     
Xbox One, man everythings wireless    
when I was like 6, yo I could barely picture this...    
     
4k screen, Madden Team, I'm a soilder    
Red Dead Online - catch me LIVE and I'll smoke ya!    
     
My Data Plan's about 3 bills flat    
but no need to worry, Yeah, Verizon always handles that...    
     
And My Grandmama's lounging    
She posts photos everyday, no mo' slow-mo browsing...    
     
Thinking back on the dirt floor shack    
Where her family come from, I Can't believe where we at!    
     
And she loves to show me off, of course!    
Smiles everytime I drip a line of the sauce...    
     
Sometimes we fuss when the FAKE NEWS breaks trust    
Read tweets, Wonder why the tax cuts missed us...?    
     
Last days of our earth days,    
Have us sipping Jesus Juice when the King reigns...    
     
You're damn right I walk the line and give    
Cuz we're all in this together, can ya dig?      
     
Its all...    
     
G.00D    
     
And if you don't know, now you know, you know    
     
Yeah,      
He knows very well    
who you are    
Sits on a throne    
Above the stars    
If you have a dream    
He'll help you get it    
Yeah he's the only one    
can give you good and plenty...