a schizophrenic's appointment with his shrink

..(so this is how it was)..
..i finally surrendered to the dark forces..
..i hit myself in the head with a kitchen mallet till my scalp split..
..on the request of voices i didn.t recognize..
..that have been accessing my frontal lobe..
..without my written consent..
..(there were no negotiations held)..
..(i was to follow orders without resistance or question)..

..and you say to me..
..that this was entirely unreasonable..
..well if you.re such a grounded realist..
..god.s right-hand most rational purist..
..tell me:
.."what the fuck would you have done in that situation .?."
..a couple of unfriendly voices suddenly showing up in your head..
..that are thorough to clear the air of any doubt..
..that they are not working in congruence with your will..
..speaking in tongues..
..or demanding that you beat your skull to bleeding..
..and threatening that if you don.t follow orders..
.."to the exact specifications"..
..that they will without hesitation lay you in the dark place of fire..
..for to pay maleconent.s due in the perpetual incineration scenario..
..if you.re so god damn reasonable..
..thou holiest assigned of the most cognative:
.."what the fuck would you have done .?."

..if you keep this up..
..the next time they come poking around my head..
..looking for self-inflicted barbarian-sports entertainment..
..i.m gonna give them your fucking address..
..tell those skull-foreigners that: "the realist is a non-believer"..
..(from first hand experience i can say)..
..(the dark forces can be quite unrelenting)..