Armed And Dangerous

I smell the pleasant aroma  
Of our fatal last shot  
Your beautiful sexy barrel  
Smoking and red hot  

Oh how you fill me  
With such pleasure and power  
How the very sight of your loveliness  
Made our victims run and cower  
 
Makes me laugh aloud  
How the haters give you the blame  
When it’s really me, not my beloved AK  
Who feels the need to murder and maim  
 
So let them try and take you  
But they better get ready to run  
Because I’m another entitled American  
Who's in love with my gun.