12 miles of bad road

 
Craptitioner now regale a story meant to confuse
Performing ingenious art of subterfuge by ruse
As everyone feint claims to be king in past lives
Placebo an inner jig the more deluded you jive,
 
Shortchange rascal rich in the false canting language,
 
Breathairian tricks that need no food nor water
Just protracted times on universe sham fodder
Long as blinded people keep buying snaked oil
Sleight personages will sell it, rather than recoil,
 
Mental dice mechanics and soul hustlers vanquished,
 
Obliqueopoly held by implying circumscription
As gaining the edge above power by deception
Casting spells to escape their contrivance most
Mind maneuver digression ploy thru wiled hoax.