Yoda BDSM

In bed I lay, the day is grey, I cannot sleep and let out a weep,
As I lay restless a sound breaks the silence, I hear something coming up the steps, I begin to do my reps, little footprints come up the hall, I begin shidding and farding throughout it all. Small figure appears in my doorway, the figure speaks and says "do it we will, my way". As soon as it was said a 12 inch schlong hit my head. As the shadowy figure climbed my bed, I said by the pope thats not Ted. Yoda stands over me his cock large, he is so strong with the force, it did not bulge. He pulls out a whip and calls me his bitch, he then took a baseball and threw a pitch. He hit me in the ass and took a shit on my chest, I tried to run, he cuffed me to the bed, hes taking me to the shed, we approach the shed but something is off, a sign on the door says "cuck shed", Yoda takes me in and lubricates my skin, he shoves me up his ass, this is a sin. This gies on for hours, I will need many showers. Yoda looks at me and nuts really hard, his juices filled up my entire yard. Yoda looks at me a grin on his face, he tells me "to space I am going mmmm". Yoda zooms off into the sunset, I am still very wet.