For The Love Of Pirates (FFS)

 
ok, so its Halloween
and you're betwixt and between
what costumes the kids will wear
a chicken, a lion or a bear
but you should get irate
there should be no debate
your mood will now deflate
he wants to be a Pirate

so your party friend say fancy dress
which puts you under some duress
you have nothing much to wear
can't be a chicken, lion or bear
you sit and cogitate
but you can go as a pirate
might as well go as Hitler
or your dear departed sister
The KKK would be so lame
because they're all the fucking same
screw it
don't do it
 
Pirate movies from Hollywood
make them seem like Robin Hood
all swashbuckling heroes
in real life, they were just zeroes
slave traders
public masturbators
known rapists
Narcissists
slave trader
thieving traders
murderers of many
sex traffickers of any
Paedophiles
avoiding trials
walk the plankers
scummy wankers
back whippers
knifed skin rippers
torturers, bullies
hanging of ships pullies
Fucking liars stories
of past destructive glories
treat people like sheep
most get put to sleep
arrogant and aloof
kiddie fiddler on the roof
child cabin boys
used as forced sex toys
stupid and thick
evil and sick
Never suffer a pirate to live
don't treat as heroes and never forgive
 
don't dress as:
Hitler
Idi Amin
Stalin
Mao
Kim Jong Un
KKK member
Garry Glitter
Jimmy Savile
Ted Bundy
John Wayne Gasey
Blackbeard
Long John Silver
 
truth is truth: On the list above
they are all sick bastards
cut throats