Twas The Night Before

Twas the night before Christmas when I had to take a shit, there was nobody around and I thought this is it. I ran to the bathroom with my ass cheeks clenched. On the way there I stubbed my toe on a wrench. I fell down the stairs and landed on my back. On the way down I got hit in my sack. My neighbors came over because they heard a loud whack. The bust through the door and ask wheres the paste, they see me on the floor and come over with haste. They ask what went down and I lay motionless with a frown. My nuts were busted and not in the good way, then I was rushed to the hospital on Christmas day.