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Dry vagina
Achingly dry
You could touch it
And dust would dart by
Screaming as you enter it
( please can somebody pass me the vaseline)
Hurts when you're thrusting in it
Hasn't been touched in years
But you're releasing my fears
And with a bit of vaso I can enjoy this sensation my dears.
You could touch it
And dust would dart by
Screaming as you enter it
( please can somebody pass me the vaseline)
Hurts when you're thrusting in it
Hasn't been touched in years
But you're releasing my fears
And with a bit of vaso I can enjoy this sensation my dears.
Published 10th May 2019
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10th May 2019 4:46pm
I like it, with a bit off fluid, water or lube turn that desert into an oasis! : )
Don't use Vaso - water base lube if needed.
Don't use Vaso - water base lube if needed.
10th May 2019 4:49pm
I the writer don't have that problem but I'll be sure to let the old woman in the poem know. This just came out tonight for a laugh.
10th May 2019 9:08pm
This is the most hilarious poem I have read to date, sadly, as you've mentioned its the truth for some
11th May 2019 6:01am
Yes it is unfortunately. I'm the opposite, have to keep drying myself off with a towel.
I'm happy you found this funny. It was a fun little write.
I'm happy you found this funny. It was a fun little write.
