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Wachovia
Wachovia really sickens me;
With their cheerful attitude and their big screen TV.
Meanwhile, for mistakes that you have made in error;
They try to fill your heart with terror.
They charge you outrageous fees for overdrafting;
And, all the while, they are laughing.
They grin and smile with so much cheese;
Not often do they pardon you of fees.
That's why I got out after 2009;
Because my terrible financial situation had gotten out of line.
My man stayed with that retarded bank;
Only himself, he has to thank.
Although Virginia National Bank charges me a monthly five dollars;
At least, they don't make me scream and holler.
But really, with all banks, poor people lose;
We should all keep our cash in our socks and shoes!
With their cheerful attitude and their big screen TV.
Meanwhile, for mistakes that you have made in error;
They try to fill your heart with terror.
They charge you outrageous fees for overdrafting;
And, all the while, they are laughing.
They grin and smile with so much cheese;
Not often do they pardon you of fees.
That's why I got out after 2009;
Because my terrible financial situation had gotten out of line.
My man stayed with that retarded bank;
Only himself, he has to thank.
Although Virginia National Bank charges me a monthly five dollars;
At least, they don't make me scream and holler.
But really, with all banks, poor people lose;
We should all keep our cash in our socks and shoes!
Published 1st Dec 2011
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Anonymous
1st Dec 2011 5:51pm
Bureaucracy only makes things more profitable, without it our society would only be much better off...why don't we do it? Simple as this: poor people do not know how to run such complicated systems, therefore the government has more power. Life is nothing short of a battle of wits and tug of war. The only thing that really matters, is who is on your side, and who is pulling the hardest (usually the ones with more venture capitol) "laughs" high society is rather low at the moment, but trust me, times will change soon. The rich are becoming nothing but desperate door to door beggars. Destitute ragamuffins who sell their shitty workmanship inside of Wal-Marts. The tides will soon wash away all those who fail to hold onto what really matters in life (love, family, and good will towards another) call it an apocalypse of sorts, or another era in mankind's evolution. Things can't stay that bad forever, can they? Here's to hoping for the better m'lady...;)
2nd Dec 2011 00:43am
