420

I wrote this on 420 at 4:20am,
Thinking I got plenty to deliver and as gently as I can,
But I can’t light it because it’s too early in the morning,
I have to wait to hit it, so just take this as a warning.

(Oh shit, here come the triplets)
Blaze it up, haze it up, raise it up,
I gotta get it ‘cause I already pet it so I got it wet and yet -
Give it up, live it up, fuck it up,
I need it ‘cause I gotta eat it and I’ll treat it like it’s an omelette.

Oh jeez,
I got the munchies,
But I aim to tease and please giving it a squeeze,
It’s so pretty,
Amidst all the nitty gritty,
But I thought I’d make this ditty just a little witty.

This part right here is the decrescendo,
Sorry for the innuendo but I gotta end though.