Evil Santa Paws

I really hate the time of Noel;
The Jesus-loving freaks can all go to hell.
For, it's just a holiday for babies;
Those reindeer probably all have rabies.
Christmas is so unsophisticated;
I'm sure, to Jesus, Santa masturbated.
Santa is just an advertising scheme;
An obese retard who has wet dreams.
About all of the good and naughty girls and boys;
Santa wants to give each one of them sexual toys.
Santa is a child obsessor;
And possibly a child molestor.
Santa should be on the top ten most wanted;
For all of the little elves he has taunted.
Santa doesn't know what to do with his cock;
When it stands up as hard as a rock.
For, Mrs. Claus is very frigid;
She doesn't like his penis rigid.
She just likes to stay at home and bake cookies;
From Santa's fat ass, she wants no nookie.
So, he jerks off to the Christmas jello;
That's why he is such a jolly fellow!