Off the grid!  

You can't polish a turd but you can fertilise crops with it!

Quit your job, abandon your wife and kids!

The latest craze is to go live off the grid!

We own plots of rural land for you to submit a bid.

We can sell you a shed for you to live in!  

We can even install it! Provide you with tools and a waste  bucket!

You can survive without hot water, electricity and central heating!

You will look so cool with dirty hair, clothes and even catch your own food!

You can even write a crazed manifesto!

Please note each hut comes with a hidden pod where we  will deliver organic food and ethically sourced clothes. There is a charging point for a mobile phone with a miniature fridge and microwave. Rechargeable heaters and heated blankets plus we offer a laundry service.
Even living off the grid you can enjoy home comforts.