Yo Mama Knows Best

 
be polite when you request
always be smartly dressed
never let stress get you distressed
always remember yo mama knows best

crisp and juicy leg or breast
she done told me breast is best
quay lime pie with extra zest
always remember yo mama knows best

eat too fast you indigest
don't be a hater, don't detest
always be at her behest
always remember yo mama knows best

respect all women, don't molest
fight for your rights, nonviolent protest
loving Jesus should be your quest
always remember yo mama knows best