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Crab Meat
Oh Jezeballs
My crabs have declared World War III and a half
In my jockey shorts tonight.
My favorite crabette Cleo
Is leading a rebellion
Down there.
She is content to rule
My hairy left nut
With a vengeance.
I am out of Rid X
And will have to use a home remedy
I learned from Mother Hoodoo Voodoo DooDoo.
Head lice now that ain't nice
Crabs stop them crotch grabs
Or I will invite Michael Jackson for a sleep over.
My favorite crab Cleo
Has got her own website
And 900 number now
Call her for a pubic reading
And please get her out of my hair.
My crabs have declared World War III and a half
In my jockey shorts tonight.
My favorite crabette Cleo
Is leading a rebellion
Down there.
She is content to rule
My hairy left nut
With a vengeance.
I am out of Rid X
And will have to use a home remedy
I learned from Mother Hoodoo Voodoo DooDoo.
Head lice now that ain't nice
Crabs stop them crotch grabs
Or I will invite Michael Jackson for a sleep over.
My favorite crab Cleo
Has got her own website
And 900 number now
Call her for a pubic reading
And please get her out of my hair.
Published 10th Jan 2019
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19th Jan 2019 9:04pm
I guess most on here are vegans as very little comments are coming in. But thanks for the 16 reads.
10th Jul 2019 4:50am
I feel like from the themes I shouldn't laugh at this? It did wrench a chuckle though. Interesting write.
