Porn Flakes

Associates, box top savers, cunt-eating-men
Allow me to borrow your ears of Corn Flakes
I cum to put in his grave the mighty
Capt'n Crunch
Who was promoted by Imperial decree
To become a general of Rome
He was Glad-he-ate-her.

I cum not to give him a good breakfast
I cum to corn hold him.

There was a milk bath
In the Arena last night.
The masses, the rabble
Were bowled over.

Throw another Christian
To Tony the Tiger.

The evil that men dildo
Abides after they are gone
Their Nuts n Honey are oft
Interred with their boners.

So where they all; all honorable Fruit Loops
Honey Bunches of Oats, Shredded Wheat, and sweet cross-dressers
In the Elysian fields.