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Calm Your Tits
you have a way of overacting
and I have a way of saying the wrong things at the wrong time
so sit back, babe
I have something for you
we laugh and smile together
talk for hours just because
lay your head on my shoulder when you’re tired
but now you’re starting to get the wrong signals
I’m just trying to be nice
so please put away those “fuck me” eyes
what are you scared of?
afraid that your man might find out?
you used to text me then suddenly stopped
are you trying to hide our messages?
thinking maybe we might be getting too close
but go ahead and take a deep breath
there’s nothing wrong with a little back and forth
so calm your tits
it’s not that serious
I have a girl and you have a man
only ever wanted to be friends
true, I’m a flirt
I’ve always got along with girls
but just because we talk
doesn’t mean we need to act like we’re in love
need a helpful hand?
then look no further
if that’s not good enough
well then I’ll point you to the the door
sure, that body you have is crazy
if I was single I would be all over that
and yeah, it might be fun to have a secret love
but that was never my intention
I’m friends with your boyfriend anyway
not my fault if he’s the jealous type
bring him over for a barbecue
we can all have a good time
and you can put your mind at ease
so calm your tits
it’s not that serious
I have a girl and you have a man
only ever wanted to be friends
true, I’m a flirt
I’ve always got along with girls
but just because we talk
doesn’t mean we need to pretend like we’re in love
sorry,
hate to break the news
but not every guy is trying to fuck you
calling me a pervert for staring at your ass
I say it’s your own fault for wearing yoga pants
hey, I’m still just a man
but what are you thinking?
like I’m gonna bend you over in front of everybody?
my girl gives me all that I need
I don’t think it makes me less of a man for looking
we’re all just animals deep down
but you’re not the gazelle I’m chasing
so stop with all that distance
and calm your tits
and I have a way of saying the wrong things at the wrong time
so sit back, babe
I have something for you
we laugh and smile together
talk for hours just because
lay your head on my shoulder when you’re tired
but now you’re starting to get the wrong signals
I’m just trying to be nice
so please put away those “fuck me” eyes
what are you scared of?
afraid that your man might find out?
you used to text me then suddenly stopped
are you trying to hide our messages?
thinking maybe we might be getting too close
but go ahead and take a deep breath
there’s nothing wrong with a little back and forth
so calm your tits
it’s not that serious
I have a girl and you have a man
only ever wanted to be friends
true, I’m a flirt
I’ve always got along with girls
but just because we talk
doesn’t mean we need to act like we’re in love
need a helpful hand?
then look no further
if that’s not good enough
well then I’ll point you to the the door
sure, that body you have is crazy
if I was single I would be all over that
and yeah, it might be fun to have a secret love
but that was never my intention
I’m friends with your boyfriend anyway
not my fault if he’s the jealous type
bring him over for a barbecue
we can all have a good time
and you can put your mind at ease
so calm your tits
it’s not that serious
I have a girl and you have a man
only ever wanted to be friends
true, I’m a flirt
I’ve always got along with girls
but just because we talk
doesn’t mean we need to pretend like we’re in love
sorry,
hate to break the news
but not every guy is trying to fuck you
calling me a pervert for staring at your ass
I say it’s your own fault for wearing yoga pants
hey, I’m still just a man
but what are you thinking?
like I’m gonna bend you over in front of everybody?
my girl gives me all that I need
I don’t think it makes me less of a man for looking
we’re all just animals deep down
but you’re not the gazelle I’m chasing
so stop with all that distance
and calm your tits
Published 16th Dec 2018
| Edited 18th Jul 2020
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An edit of an older poem.
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16th Dec 2018 12:46pm
17th Dec 2018 8:17am
Lol, glad it was rememberable. I’ve always said I’m my own biggest fan lol. I like to go back and read some of my own work. If I get inspired I’ll edit and rerelease. Especially since lately I haven’t been much in the mood to write anything new. Kind of feel like I said all my feelings then re said them 😁
Always lovely to see your comments Rose. Thank you.
Always lovely to see your comments Rose. Thank you.
