I thought this sex swing was a hammock

I thought this sex swing was a hammock
Looked funny like
But so does my toothless half sister (no mirrors when she looks)
I tried it
Hurt my backbone it was so uncomfortable
Kept fallin out
Thought thas what hammocks do
I’ve seen you tube videos of all sorts of peeps tumbling out of these things
So I don’t quit
Got my legs strapped in right
swaddling my piggies like
Weren’t long I crashed the zzzzzz’s party
Cray cray dreamsickles
Woke up, back locked up tighter than my butthole on Fourth of July
But not the worst sleep I eva had
Wonder if this weird looking hammock comes in a Queen size?