Follow -Up to Responses to "My Ex-Boyfriend"

Today, I am cooking corn;
And taking care of my family, while many others are watching porn.
For, I have many problems piling up;
And to feel better; there are cigarettes and, of coffee, many-a-cup.
I fear disaster any minute;
Sometimes life is a game, and there's no way to win it.
That is why I have to change personalities;
Because of my very fragile mentality.
I'm using everything to, my mind, distract;
Trying to avoid an underlying tragic fact.
Fellow poets, I know about my poem you appreciate;
About how my ex used to constantly masturbate.
But, please listen to me on other issues;
Don't think about the fact that he needed many tissues.
OK, all right; just forget it;
I'm even cracking myself up, so just don't sweat it.
I'm very honored that you agree that Dick*;
Was such a very awful prick.
And with that, I end up finishing my words;
Can you tell how my life is absurd?

*Ironically, his name really was Rich;
 Ain't that a bitch?

P.S. He harassed me for smoking,
     And would be cruel, but pretend he was joking.

P.S.S. He was a Claritin-needing nerd;
       And sometimes he ate so much grease that in his pants,
       he left runny turds.