The Measure of a Man

The measure of man
Is in both length and girth
Most men are always wondering
And have been since their birth

Must measure in tumescence
It's a must to do the  test
For sex is not performed so well
When the penis is at rest

Then how to measure comes to mind
There's a method tried and true
To use a toilet paper roll
Will say a lot of you

Use anything you have on hand
To get as hard as a rock
Insert  your penis in the roll,
If it's tight upon your cock,

It means your girth is much the same
As the girth of average men
Now slide it on, until it stops,
And look at it again

If the head extends beyond the end
And some shaft is poking out
The length is average also
That's what this method is about

If your penis doesn't fit inside,
No matter how you try,
And is longer than the tube,
When comparing with your eye,

Then your dick is likely larger
Than the guy who lives next door
No need, for desire or envy,
For a couple inches more

No matter how the test turns out
Matters not, if large or small,
Matters  only if you use it well
That's what matters most of all