its only rock and roll

To have a bulge just like Tom Jones
the carnal lust to drain your bone
Mick Jaggers puppeteer like moves
to know their mothers disapprove

the ass and tits celebrity you most defiled
yellow fingers and a whitened smile
groupies that will go the extra mile
a fag after sex makes it all worthwhile

 autograph your cock, thats the pass
deliver it with a shag first class
just a shot to calm the nerves
the band look on like a bunch of prevs

a drag perfects a pop stars voice
constant sex is the drug of choice
wash it down with a 100 proof
go on stage and raise the roof

play your guitar like a phallic long
whip the crowd with each anthem song
gyrating hips and pumping thighs
your fans like you shagging all the night