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Dear, oh dear, oh dear ol' Nancy! (Bitchass Pants)
We aptly named thee
yes, did we...
Your pancake asscrack packed
with swimming suit
and the stick
that you'd leave in your levee
...never retrieving;
a walking
squawking
human wedgie
Clogged in avarice;
you led the years, unrelieved
Your voice like vinegar - egg white omelet
a useless
yolkless
unsalted heart
You ate egos (never Eggos)
the fullest id on the table...
fearing a full-fat life
Skim friends were all you had
in the end
yes, did we...
Your pancake asscrack packed
with swimming suit
and the stick
that you'd leave in your levee
...never retrieving;
a walking
squawking
human wedgie
Clogged in avarice;
you led the years, unrelieved
Your voice like vinegar - egg white omelet
a useless
yolkless
unsalted heart
You ate egos (never Eggos)
the fullest id on the table...
fearing a full-fat life
Skim friends were all you had
in the end
Published 5th Aug 2018
Author's Note
For the "We're not gonna take it!" comp. About my old boss from the pool my husband and I worked at (and met at). She was a workout-a-holic, small, skinny, fat-phobic, way too tan, and MEAN. I actually feel pity for her, she's not a fulfilled person...
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Anonymous
5th Aug 2018 5:54am
AtoMik.. i love this.. you write with an alternative edge.. i dig it.. much love, and respect..
Dave
Dave
5th Aug 2018 6:02am
5th Aug 2018 4:13pm
5th Aug 2018 6:22pm
11th Aug 2018 8:07am
She sounds similar to an area manager I had for a while - I called her much worse than that, she seemed to get pleasure from hurting others just because she could - a very sad person :-(
Excellent write as always :-))))))))))
Excellent write as always :-))))))))))
11th Aug 2018 8:50pm
I'm so sorry, I think they're drawn to positions of power like that :(
Thanks man!
Thanks man!
