Self-pleasure

I don't need a girlfriend or a wife.  
I don't want anyone on her knees.  
I am self-sufficient to enjoy my life.  
I like my hand without any palm crease.  
"Have you cut off your tool with knife?  
Or you want to blow against the heterosexual breeze?"  
These speculations are running rife  
Or people just want to tease.  
I don't want anyone to play my Fife.  
I know how to use my hand with ease.  
Love demands dedication, love is a strife.  
My hand is my partner, leave me please.