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Birthday party.

Pulled a dead rabbit out of my hat and the it at some kid in the front row.

The Dad got mad and tried to throw a punch,ducked it,and stabbed him in the throat with it right before the flowers shot out.

Wife would stop screaming so I squirted acid from my flower right into her eyes.

Cops got called the birthday magician was shoved into the back of a squid car.

The only person who gave me a round of applause was the kid in the front row.








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