This life is most jolly

Hag you bollock
Dangling vector
Come to my hovel
Delinquent sector

Maybe it's the call of spring
all that's warm is rucking
I want you to let me in
we can do some fucking

Won't you be my pornstar
Want to bend you over
wanna fuck you in the shower
Rub your pussy with lather
Watch you shaving
Slap your bottom
Be badly behaving
Rip your cotton
Panties let me sniff you
You flirty naked little snitch
Be my bacon sandwich
Be my rock n roll bitch

Fag you cocker
teasing winsome
You're a body
pure and simple
Breasts like grapes
Dripping on my jaw
Skin I love to
Lick and claw
Don't you know
How much I want you
Never told you this before
Pull your skirt up
Jump upon you
Fuck like crazy
On the floor

Tag you bag you
Get your tits out
Slowly slowly
Let me lick you
And devour you
Like a lick of lemon lolly
Most friendship is feigning
Most loving mere folly
But hey ho the mistletoe
This life is most jolly.