The Moby

I woke up to a fantastic sight,
A Moby to make everything right.

It sits at my door,
Its beauty is sure.

I take it inside,
All full of pride.

I stick it to the floor,
Trust me, I am no whore.

It sits up three feet,
It looks really neat!

A penis so huge,
Its not gonna splooge.

I tuck it in bed,
It lives in the shed.

It has a mind of its own,
It wants to be blown.

Save me please,
It wants me on my knees.