Blemish Fetish

Squeeze your blackheads

Pop your zits

Explore your bellybutton

Remove the lint

Examine your moles

Count those freckles

Shave both pits

Clip your nails

Pick your lice

Comb the nits

Scratch your bites

Pull all ticks

Lance your boils

Bust your blisters

Pluck wild hairs

Tweeze your slivers

Your good grooming

I’ve assumed

Because you’re my Bride

And I’m your Groom