Somebody’s Ass Getting Punched in the MuthaFuckin Face Today!

Lord please grant me the serenity
I’m not feeling this shit today
Wifey is working my nerves
And she always got some shit to say
How can a person not know the real you
But they know exactly how to needle you the worst?
And then constantly ask what’s wrong with you
Like they didn’t start this shit first?!!
I ain’t fucked in TWO DAYS
And you wanna be talkin about some jealous shit?
How about you get on your knees
And suck on my dick!!!
Now you have the audacity
To ask me for some money to do some shit I told you not to do in the first place!
Bitch you seriously about to make me
Catch a mutha fuckin case!!!
And why the fuck
is your mom still living here?
I’m tired of looking at her face!
It’s now been 5 years!
And now this muthafuckin job
Got me working on my day off
Dealing with these stupid fuckin people
And dumb fuckin boss!
I can’t stand this fuckin job!!!
And I’m not in the mood to play
Because somebody’s ass getting punched
In the muthafuckin face today!!!