Ty-D-Bol Man's Swimming Class

It's said judge not lest ye be judged first
So put your opinion back in your purse
For it may put you in a hearse far too soon
Causing a shootout like in a western saloon

The goons will tell you to open your palm
Placing it in it to keep it all safe from harm
Once it's in you'll then make a tight grip fist
And with the swiftness place it with your other shit

Did you get it? If not, shove it up your ass
That's how it's said by those that are crass
Once you have a good BM it'll be free at last
Attending Mr. Ty-D-Bol Man's swimming class