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Techno Haikus 7.0
(i) Bill Gates Masturbates
I am an XP man
bill gates can kiss my ass
fuck your windows ten
(ii) I-Wank
I want the latest
I-phone some great updates
it jerks your penis
(iii) Snorting Snuff
high speed internet
there's not enough snuff movies
I'll need to make more
(iv) Surprise
internet dating
not a tall blonde - a fat male
hairy assed biker
(v) Green Piece
just bought a panda
endangerd sale on E Bay
they taste like chicken
(vi) Java Jive
I just joined Grinder
hoping it was about coffee
only got a sore ass
(vii) South Paw
Technology sucks
it's garbage in garbage out
info needs punched in
I am an XP man
bill gates can kiss my ass
fuck your windows ten
(ii) I-Wank
I want the latest
I-phone some great updates
it jerks your penis
(iii) Snorting Snuff
high speed internet
there's not enough snuff movies
I'll need to make more
(iv) Surprise
internet dating
not a tall blonde - a fat male
hairy assed biker
(v) Green Piece
just bought a panda
endangerd sale on E Bay
they taste like chicken
(vi) Java Jive
I just joined Grinder
hoping it was about coffee
only got a sore ass
(vii) South Paw
Technology sucks
it's garbage in garbage out
info needs punched in
Published 2nd Mar 2018
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Anonymous
2nd Mar 2018 6:21pm
Dammit, I should have known it was too soon to come read your gigglers. I've been down with influenza and laughter sets off the coughing fits something awful. As I sit here giggling and trying to calm the coughing, I'm sending you many many germ-free hugs, my friend! :-)
...Willow
...Willow
3rd Mar 2018 5:34am
sorry sweetie - send Scottish warrior vibes to maul that cough taking it away :-)))))))))
Still glad you like its amusement :-))))) HUGS :-)))
Still glad you like its amusement :-))))) HUGS :-)))
2nd Mar 2018 8:00pm
3rd Mar 2018 5:35am
Man I like that title - I might adopt that (lol)
thank you glad you enjoyed it :-)))))))))))))
thank you glad you enjoyed it :-)))))))))))))
2nd Mar 2018 10:37pm
dearest David these are stellar
in your face fuck yous..
I love to shock people too
but damn if you don't do it better..
love & hugs..
Brenda
in your face fuck yous..
I love to shock people too
but damn if you don't do it better..
love & hugs..
Brenda
3rd Mar 2018 5:36am
heheheehehe - No Man is safe (lol)
glad you enjoyed them sweet Brenda :-))))))))
glad you enjoyed them sweet Brenda :-))))))))
