Erotic Psychiatrist

 

I welcome men into my room
When they seek advice
We discuss the service they require
And agree on the price

They settle on my office couch
And open up to me
Often exposing a weak point
They're wanting me to see

I light upon the troubled part
Exploring it further;
I massage the source of anguish,
This can cause a murmur.

The climax of our encounter
Is when he has insight;
Together we've solved his problem,
And everything is right

The client has the satisfaction
The feeling is mutual.
Emotions are not allowed
The transaction, neutral.