July 2017

 
we met through a mutual friend, I thought she was adorable
 
we found a common interest in getting drunk and hanging out with each other
 
a few nights had passed and i had received a text, it read:
 
"hey, do you want to come over and get saucy tomorrow night?"
 
 
despite this peculiar choice of words and oddly direct message, I didn't argue
 
 
the following evening I left my house with half a bottle of vodka in search of what exactly getting "saucy" entailed
 
When I got to her house we played  Mario Cart until her maybe 13 year old brother went to bed.
 
we put down the wii controllers and she turned on Netflix
 
she began kissing my neck
 
as she climbed on top of me i could taste the strong mix of orange juice and Smirnoff on her lips.
 
 
long story short
 
one time, i made out with a girl and Shreck 3 was playing in the background
 
no regrets
 
too bad i haven't seen her since
 
 
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