Vacay

Hooray, hooray
I'm able to get away
So I just booked a tour
With Global Destruction Travel
Our first stop we will stay
In Chernobyl for a day
Or two maybe, I cannot say
It says two nights
But that's how they make you pay
More or less
Anyway
I bought a Geiger counter
With a lead case
To be worn while wandering
Around the waste

Then Fukushima is next on the list
We should find doses of radiation
We earlier missed
And remember those
Carried off in the tsunami
Like corks in a rushing river
That thought alone makes me shiver
After that come the Atoll Islands
Still lifeless after nuclear tests
Fired up the imagination of imbeciles
Who continue to rule the world

After that it's home to stay
If you're feeling well
After all the spraying
Maybe
You'll come out to play
Either way
We may not have long
In the event of any disaster
Should we survive
Stay strong
Pour the wine and pass the bong