Lab Work

I am in a laboratory making a horse's ass of myself
Crossing chickens with road-runners to obtain the other side of a pathology
Being gifted at making amends meet trans-apparent trials of plight
Highly derived strung between hunger and back burners
Suspending animation stages of disbelief
Apposite attributes assemble amorphic allusion by remote generic ancestry
Skimming suds of effusive flotsam flattery to foam at the mouthing
Spitting images on polygodlet tails of irretrievable GO signals
The lab is a mess
I accidentally manufactured a Final Solution
Such sorry slurry misshapen by mishaps and mistaken identity
Delivering the vacantly atomic composition that serves us right
Lucky it came with a silent bang
Oscillating for deferential grip
Motility and polarity war
Spoke through satellites with distal ends
Basal bodies everyone
All bailing out
Ethyl Methylred dialed Maximum Intuitive Noetic Delivery
Saving me from myself
As I swallowed my Time capsule
In a fit of starts